lol

is your cat making too much noise all the time?!

oh god..

Charlie's dating profile. S4 E4 - It's Always Sunny...
- Dennis: Lets talk about your likes and dislikes. Umm... how about your favorite food, what would that be?
- Charlie: Oh, milk-steak.
- Dennis and Mac: (simultaneously) Hmm?
- Dennis: What?
- Charlie: Milk-steak.
- Dennis: I'm not putting milk-steak.
- Mac: Just put regular steak and then-
- Charlie: Don't put regular steak, put milk-steak, she'll know what it is.
- Dennis: No she won't know what it is! Nobody knows what that is. Okay, alright what's your favorite hobby?
- Charlie: Uhh... magnets.
- Dennis: Wha-like making magnets, collecting magnets?
- Mac: Playing with magnets?
- Charlie: Just magnets.
- Dennis: I'm just gonna put snowboarding. We'll just put snowboarding.
- Charlie: I don't really snowboard.
- Dennis: What are some of your likes?
- Charlie: Uhh... ghouls
- Mac: Son of a bitch. What are you talking about?
- Charlie: Just funny little green ghouls.
- Dennis: W-What like in movies, or in cartoons?
- Charlie: Little green ghouls buddies!
- Mac: Don't write ghouls!
- Dennis: I'm not! I'm putting travel! Jesus Christ, what are your dislikes?
- Charlie: People's knees.
- Dennis: Oh come on dude! Come on!
i wanna be a badass like this :}

totally want this


